Assholes
One of my coworkers doesn’t know my name. We’ve been working together for two weeks now and he still hasn’t figured it out or asked me how to pronounce it.
He’s a charmer.
Peaceful
I woke up before 4 and couldn’t get back to sleep. I’m pretty excited about going to work before anyone else and getting to leave early.
I’m going to regret this later.
Things my friends say
Coworkers
We have to bill time at our company and it’s making me resentful of my coworkers. Oh you want to have a 30 minute conversation about how you can’t work a fax machine?
Ahhhhh!
Honestly, Winston is a king on this show. I love him.
Rebloged for truth.
(Source: whosthatgirl-itsjess)
“I don’t know if rape jokes encourage rape culture. I don’t care. You still shouldn’t tell them.
Statistically, if you have told a rape joke to a group of more than five people, one of the people you told it to was a rape survivor, possibly of multiple rapes. They will not necessarily disclose this to you; rape apologism is endemic in society and most rape survivors are cautious about whom they tell. Some may even be too ashamed of their rape to admit it to anyone, or because of rape-minimizing narratives like “men can’t be raped” and “I consented to oral, so I couldn’t have been raped” may not admit it even to themselves. The fact remains: if you’ve told dozens of rape jokes in your life, then you have almost certainly told a joke that minimizes or trivializes rape in front of a survivor.
And if you put as your Facebook status “I totally raped at Halo today” for your two hundred Facebook friends to see, statistically, you have just reminded thirty-three people of one of the worst experiences of their entire lives.
To describe how well you did at a video game.
Good job!
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An Addendum, On Rape Jokes. (via transformfeminism)
THIS.
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Mommy Juice White Wine
Would You Judge Me
If I went to the store in my pajamas?
They are plaid flannel and they match, does that make it acceptable?
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/dead
The meme that keeps on giving.
(Source: masterpieceinchaos)
HOLY SHIT WHEN YOU HOLD DOWN ALT AND CLICK REBLOG
HOLY SHIT„„„„
option on mac. I mean, it’s not like, mindboggling but it’s pretty cool.
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